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Did you ever wonder why...
drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'?
they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
you don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
the man who invests all your money called a broker?
the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
sheep don't shrink when it rains? |
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