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Never name an animal you plan to eat.
Fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt.
A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
Meanness don't happen overnight.
To know how folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
Teachers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Most of the stuff people worry about happening, don't. |
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