 |
|
|
|
|
Just
Because... |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Here is the best way to give a cat a bath:
1. Scrub and flush the toilet a couple of times to get it clean.
2. Squirt a couple dabs of pet shampoo into the toilet.
3. Drop the cat into toilet and quickly close the lid before the cat jumps out.
4. Sit on the toilet lid while the cat goes completely bonkers, scrambling and making suds and splashing sounds.
5. Have a beer waiting for the cat to get clean.
6. When the beer is finished, flush toilet twice to rinse cat.
7. Quickly run out of the room and slam the door closed before the cat flies out of the toilet like it has a jet engine in it's butt.
8. Have another beer waiting for the cat to dry it's fur while it's sailing around the walls and across the ceiling.
9. When everything quiets down let the cat out of the room and tell the wife the cat had it's bath.
Works every time. |
|
|
|
|
