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What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, what do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? Her belly button.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? Bingo machine.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex, too.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
Why do drivers education classes in Arkansas only use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage, along with a recipe.
What's the Cuban National Anthem? Row, row, row your boat.
What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..." |
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